Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Funeral Home to Serve Liquor Because Booze Is a Mourner’s Best Friend
Drinks are on the house, err, the home.
Wait — Halloween Candy Is Already on Sale?
It's never too early to scare up some treats. Or is it?
Tinder Date Ends When Dog Is Stolen From Home Woman Was Housesitting
As far as bad Tinder dates go, this one is tough to top.
Cough Drop-Flavored Kit Kat Is Something That Exists (That Shouldn’t)
Hey, Kit Kat -- give us a break. Please.
The World Needs More Leaf Blower-Powered Tricycles
Get your motor running (but maybe stop short of heading out on the highway and looking for adventure).
Moron Pulls Out Rifle Because McDonald’s Ran Out of Ice Cream
There was a McFlurry of police activity last week at a McDonald's in Delray Beach, Fla.
Bold Tortoise Somehow Escapes From Zoo — Twice
We're not sure you can call this a fast getaway.
Man Comes Home to Find Someone Broke In Just to Clean It
Talk about making a clean getaway.
Unhygienic Burglar Busted Because He Didn’t Flush the Toilet
This guy puts the "oops" in "poops."
News Anchor Is Hilariously Disgusted by Adorable Surfing Dog Story
News anchors often have to do puff pieces, but this guy wants none of it.