Total Perv Busted Having Sex With a HorseTotal Perv Busted Having Sex With a HorseSome guys are breast men, some are leg men and a precious few are hoof men.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Incredibly Dumb Robber Voluntarily Gives Clerk Her Phone NumberIncredibly Dumb Robber Voluntarily Gives Clerk Her Phone NumberLook, if you're robbing a video store in 2017, you probably didn't graduate magna cum laude from criminal school.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Fool Gets Pantsed Upside Down in His Underwear on a FenceFool Gets Pantsed Upside Down in His Underwear on a FenceThings are not looking up for this guy.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
115-Mile-Per-Hour Truck Flies Full-On ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ During Chase115-Mile-Per-Hour Truck Flies Full-On ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ During ChaseYou may not know this, but cars are best suited to stay on the ground. But when they take to the sky, it sure is something to see.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Speeding Boater Somehow Barrels Into Ill-Placed Wooden PoleSpeeding Boater Somehow Barrels Into Ill-Placed Wooden PoleNot since Gilligan and the Skipper commandeered the S.S. Minnow has a small boat ride gone so wrong.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Idiot Who Racks Up His 23rd DUI Is an All-Time ZeroIdiot Who Racks Up His 23rd DUI Is an All-Time ZeroThis guy collects DUIs the way kids used to collect baseball cards.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Drunk Buffoon Tries to Buy Girl Scout Cookies With VodkaDrunk Buffoon Tries to Buy Girl Scout Cookies With VodkaPeople will go to great lengths to get Girl Scout cookies. They'll also go to great depths. Like, say, the bottom of a bottle.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Inept Burglar Stuck in Window Is a Supremely Royal DoofusInept Burglar Stuck in Window Is a Supremely Royal DoofusTalk about a pane in the butt.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Idiot Takes ATV for Painfully Terrible Ride Down Small StaircaseIdiot Takes ATV for Painfully Terrible Ride Down Small StaircaseAn ATV is not *all* terrain.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Crackhead Who Set Himself on Fire and Casually Strolls Down the Street Is the Ultimate ‘Just Say No’Crackhead Who Set Himself on Fire and Casually Strolls Down the Street Is the Ultimate ‘Just Say No’When this guy got lit, he really got lit.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz