I wasn't really sure if I just had a dirty mind or if this thing was really just inappropriate looking, so I asked my husband what he thought. I had my answer as soon as I saw the big silly grin on his face. It's no bigger than a pen, it's meant to hang on a tree I guess, but now I think it will hang more towards the back of my tree.

Snowmen with legs is a weird concept to begin with, but one doing the splits, with the placement of his mittens where they are, and dangling a set of "jingle bells" between those legs is just a little too much holiday cheer for me. Maybe that's why it was only 50 cents. Actually, they just gave to my son if I remember correctly...hmmm. In any event, I think this little guy might be sliding his way to my next garage sale.