Mike Adams

Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 40-year-old BET Award winning actress who was raised in New York while her mother worked as a Broadway performer and her dad worked behind the scenes at PBS television, as well as a producer on shows like ‘Sanford and Son ‘and Russell Simmons’ ‘Def Comedy Jam’.

Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 21-year-old British singer-songwriter and actress who popped out of her momma somewhere in the country formerly known as Yugoslavia before moving to live with her family in the United Kingdom.

Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 19-year-old singer and actress whose barely legal and delectable rack has been rumored to cause pocket pool tendencies and rosy palms in men ages ten to dead.

Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 26-year-old American actress who broke into the business after appearing on the disgustingly popular HBO chick flick series, ‘Sex in the City.’

Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 38-year-old, four time Grammy Award nominated singer-songwriter who has sold over 27 million albums worldwide.

Millions of people visit the Statue of Liberty each year, but one woman keeps going back for more – because she claims that just touching the iconic symbol of American freedom gives her an orgasm. Wow – now that is what we call patriotism.

When taking into consideration the unfortunate perils of the illegal sex trade, it should come as no surprise that sometimes a rescue effort is needed to recover a dead body found floating face down in a river. But, when a massive recovery effort only uncovers an inflatable sex toy, we feel like the signs of the times are pointing towards greater things.

If you think you have a hard time getting through airport security, wait until you try getting through it packing the world’s largest pecker – because that is exactly what happened to Jonah Falcon.

Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a seemingly well-known television personality and literary craftswoman who, after attending Hugh Hefner’s 78th birthday party dressed in nothing but full body paint, became one of his three girlfriends.

Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 20-year-old supermodel who was born in the Midwest town of St. Joseph, Michigan and was raised in Melbourne, Florida.