Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie; a mutt breed of surrealism and violence; a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. In May of 2007, he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America’ - selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. However, in 2010, he released ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: The Holy Sh*t’, which sold about 100 copies - if you count close friends, relatives and other people who felt sorry for him. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films ‘Watch Out’, ‘Phone Sex’, ‘Wamego: Ultimatum’, and ‘Trust Me’. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” starring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he writes for a number of Townsquare Media websites, HIGH TIMES, Playboy's The Smoking Jacket, and Hustler magazine.
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Sexperts Say This Is What Women Really Want in Bed
For most men, having good sex does not equate to much more than a warm, willing-and-able body, a 12-pack of cheap beer, and a furious minute-and-a-half of explosive action.
However, women are completely different; they need a little bit more than just some fat, sweaty, walrus-eyed chump grunting and panting incessantly into their ears, only to become the world record holder for fastest finish...
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New Smartphone App Predicts Penis Size
This recently developed app claims it can predict the size of a man’s erection with nearly the same accuracy as a crooked bookie in a horserace. Dr. Chris Culligan says his Predicktor app is a fun and interactive way to help all of those guys walking around with “little pecker syndrome” to see that they really aren’t packing that much less than the common man.
Budweiser Black Crown — Not Your Trashy Uncle’s Beer
Since the Belgians took over Anheuser-Busch four years ago, the brewer has been searching for new ways to cut costs while their mad scientists relentlessly work to develop new product lines -- including Bud Light Platinum and Bud Light Lime -- in an attempt to attract the more discriminating beer connoisseur.
Sorry Honey, Can’t Load the Dishwasher Because A New Study Says Men Who Help With Housework Get Less Sex
Married men who kiss up to their old ladies by helping out with the housework are less likely to be bumping uglies with that same misses at the end of the night, according to a new study.
New App Wants You to Start Banging Your Facebook Friends
Social networking has always been a way to anonymously spy on people you wish you were hooking up with, but now it can be a tool to help make it actually happen.
Good News — Some Scientist Said Condoms Do Not Make Sex Less Enjoyable
While it might sound like a bunch of sexual propaganda, a new study recently discovered that both men and women enjoy having their “get-me-off” parts stroked just as much using condoms as they do the old raw dog.
Why Does My Beer Smell Like a Skunk?
It does not take the well trained nose of a beer aficionado to determine if a beer has gone bad or not. No sir; upscale brew connoisseur and backwoods drunkards alike know that there is only one word to describe the putrid scent of beer gone rotten – and that is “skunk.”
New Beer Flavor Wheel for Real Beer Drinkers
For centuries, everyone from physicians to brewers have used flavor wheels as a means of breaking down the many varieties of aromas and flavors of a particular substance or beverage. A new book includes a consumer-friendly version of a flavor wheel just for beer drinkers.
Japan’s ‘Cuddle Cafe’ Offers Human Butt Pillows
There is a cutting-edge, new brothel located in Japan’s Red-Light District that has been generating quite a buzz with a menu of non-traditional services ranging from hand holding, hugs and now, butt pillows.
Since opening its doors last year, Soineya’s 'cuddle café' has built its reputation on providing a variety of non-sexual services for the average-looking guy just looking to be held...
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Study Shows Squeezing Boobs Cures Breast Cancer — In Other News, Life Rules
According to a recent study, Mr. Ron Jeremy is a regular cancer-fighting hero.