A girlfriend’s assets can be a blessing and a curse. Sometimes they can get you out of a ticket or cut the line at a club, other times they can instigate fights or, worse, expose the location of your criminal activities.

Such is the case of Higinio Ochoa III, a 30 year old hacker from Texas who was part of a group called CabinCr3w and went by the alias w0rmer. Last week, he was arrested and charged with hacking into law enforcement agencies and publishing personal info of their officers. How did the authorities pinpoint his 10-40? With a pic of his girlfriend’s breasticles, of course.

According to documents submitted in court, Ochoa allegedly posted a tweet that directed followers to a site hosting the hacked info then signed off with an image of his girlfriend, with a sign that read “PwNd by w0rmer & CabinCr3w <3 u BiTch’s !”

The iPhone pic had GPS info embedded in its EXIF data. With more tweets came more pics of his chick and her infamous rack, which provided more data.

That’s the story behind the case of the n00b and his gf’s boobs. We’re startin’ to think breasts are nothin’ but trouble. Then we see another pair and it’s back to square one.

[Via Gizmodo]

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