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If you grew up in the 1980s, chances are you know how the first level of Super Mario Bros. is played. That first level is etched into the heads of every video gamer, whether you played it on the original NES or not. Now imagine how that first level would have played out had it been martial arts legend Chuck Norris in the game, instead of the Italian plumber we all know and love.

While ‘The Expendables’ arguably featured the greatest collection of movie action heroes ever assembled, there were still a couple pretty prominent celluloid ass-kickers who weren’t in the cast. It looks like the film’s writer/director/star Sylvester Stallone is trying remedy those oversights in the sequel. Sly announced this week that Jean Claude Van Damme is on board for ‘The Expendables 2,’ and