Lost Engagement Ring Turns Up 13 Years Later — Around a CarrotLost Engagement Ring Turns Up 13 Years Later — Around a CarrotCall it a one-carrot diamond.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Battery Up Nose = Not GoodBattery Up Nose = Not GoodWe spend so much time trying to keep things out of kids' mouths that we fail to notice when they put things in other places.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Alarm Clock Trapped in Wall Has Been Going Off for 13 Years. Homeowners Somehow Still Sane.Alarm Clock Trapped in Wall Has Been Going Off for 13 Years. Homeowners Somehow Still Sane."If these walls could talk" isn't that far off.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Very Strange Man Gets Penis Caught in a Wrench. And Then Things Go Really Wrong.Very Strange Man Gets Penis Caught in a Wrench. And Then Things Go Really Wrong.Well, this is some serious monkey (wrench) business.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Fed-Up Woman Out to Stop Speeders With a Hair DryerFed-Up Woman Out to Stop Speeders With a Hair DryerHere's a very clever way to get drivers to slow down in your neighborhood.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Woman Breaks Neck Sneezing…And Then Again While LaughingWoman Breaks Neck Sneezing…And Then Again While LaughingBodily functions are not kind to this poor lady.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
This Screaming-Sounding Vacuum May Be Terrified of ItselfThis Screaming-Sounding Vacuum May Be Terrified of ItselfThis is the most unusual thing about a vacuum since the decision to spell it with two consecutive u's.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Sickly Talented Boy Turns His Entire Head a Terrifying 180 DegreesSickly Talented Boy Turns His Entire Head a Terrifying 180 DegreesWe don't know if this kid's got a good head on his shoulders, but we do know he's got a creaky one.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
What the…? Woman, 70, Busted for Being a ProstituteWhat the…? Woman, 70, Busted for Being a ProstituteThis senior arrested for prostitution puts the "walker" in "street walker."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Shady Fortune Teller Has to Pay $800,000 After Duping Woman Into Career in ProstitutionShady Fortune Teller Has to Pay $800,000 After Duping Woman Into Career in ProstitutionShe gazed into some (crystal) balls.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz