Some criminals have their crime planned out to the finest detail. Others just "wing it" and see what happens. That's the case when this jerk tried to steal a flute from a Wisconsin music store by sticking it in his pants.

The incident took place a couple of weeks ago at Voight Music Center in Janesway, Wisconsin. The man stuck a flute in the back of his pants. It was pretty obvious though, because it was holding his jacket up and poking out clearly.

When approached by an employee the man said he always keeps a flute in his pants. Yeah, sure. He fled the scene and the store put the encounter on Facebook.

So then the next problem was what to do with the tainted flute? The store decided to make the best of it, and turn it into a lamp they now have in their store front.


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