You Won’t Believe This NSFW Amazon Product Exists – And The Reviews Are Hilarious

Everyone has one of those "depraved" friends in their life that shares pieces of the internet underworld with you. Working in radio seems to have given me a larger than average amount of those friends.

I don't know if that's a good thing or not, but it leads to a lot of interesting, hilarious, or bizarre conversations and world discoveries. I guess, if nothing else, I am more educated in the ways of the world as a result of this.

In one of my most recent interactions with one of these friends, said friend had just shared a link to an Amazon product with the phrase "Who's getting me one of these for Christmas?" on his Facebook page. The product itself is something I can't believe exists, but some of the reviews really take the cake.

Ok, before we get any further, we're diving into the NSFW portion of Amazon (which apparently exists), so just keep that in mind before you proceed.

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No kids or coworkers around that might get offended? Ok, good. So, what is this product, you might ask? It's a camera designed to be mounted on a guy's, uh, member.

I can't say the creator of this thing will win any awards for creative (or subtle) names for their invention, but the name of the device is "The Cock CAM", and it is exactly what you'd expect. It also is nearly $300 ($289.99 to be exact) and at the time I am writing this, only one is left in stock - so, hurry now, I guess? Hahaha

The description for this device explains it is a micro camera that allows you to "record all of your erotic moments". They go on to brag it is the first of its kind on the market, "bringing your home videos to the next level".

Features include recording in 1280p HD mp4 video, infrared lightless night vision, integrated WI-FI, removable storage up to 32 GB MicroSD card, silicone ring for camera housing and mounting, rechargeable lithium battery, and secure smartphone/tablet/laptop control.

Then, there are the reviews. Now, there are only 12 reviews, but some of them are hilarious.

• One of them comes from Andrew, who shares disappointment there is no zoom feature.
• Then, there's Steven, who offers advice on proper mounting in his review, seemingly due to a lack of clear instructions with the device.
• Juan Pablo shares his excitement about the ability to "see different angles you would normally miss".
• Kevin lamented the "one-size-fits-most" approach of the company for this device.
• Meanwhile, an anonymous user detailed frustration, due to lack of support in the United States.
• There are a couple positive reviews from Germany, with one verified purchaser saying "It's fun when you see where you've been afterwards. The image quality could be slightly better. It sits very tight and does not slip. But you have to pay attention to sufficient light."

Based on that last review, I guess the infrared night vision isn't all that great on this thing.

After getting my laughs and looking at this Amazon product listing in disbelief, I can't help but feel like this is somehow some kind of gag listing. In my headline, I said "You won't believe this Amazon product exists" - heck, I don't believe it exists - and I looked at the listing myself!

I don't know all of the inner workings of what it takes to get set up with an Amazon storefront or how easy it is to set up a fake one, but there are just some things that seem off.

The listing is thorough, but the fact that the seller has no actual established store or actual name, and that most of the reviews seem like they are tongue-in-cheek, my B.S. meter is maxed out.

If you decide you want to gamble $300 to try to buy one for yourself, let me know if it's real. But please, don't send me any footage or photos. I'll take your word for it.