sex

While it might sound like a bunch of sexual propaganda, a new study recently discovered that both men and women enjoy having their “get-me-off” parts stroked just as much using condoms as they do the old raw dog.

In America, we traditionally see a jump in the NLMI (National Love Makin' Index) anytime there's a big blizzard or some other kind of catastrophic weather event that keeps us locked indoors with people who we are attracted to. (Mark our words, in eight months we there will be a bunch of New York babies named Sandy. Poor kids.) Blizzards don't scare Canadians, though, so up there an NHL lockout is

If you snap a racy picture, or shoot a dirty video and store it on your computer, you should probably be prepared to see your homemade pornography somewhere on the Internet.

It's almost here! The event we've been waiting for, even though we only found out about it ten minutes ago!

While it may feel like it is, the lack of a sexual partner is not technically an “emergency.”

Pamela Anderson is swearing off men… until she’s done with this season on ABC’s ‘Dancing with the Stars’.

Just about anybody who’s lived in a big city has found themselves staring out their window and into the apartments across the street.

Remember that time you rented a historic city landmark and told the people running the place that you’re shooting a historical WWII documentary, but in reality, you were filming twelve dudes scoring with one woman the 50 yard line? Oh that wasn’t you? Well someone did it.

Ashley Horton got her motor running and headed out on the highway. She was lookin’ for adventure and whatever came her way. Those Steppenwolf lyrics are our clever way of telling you Ashley was caught masturbating on a Florida highway and got arrested.

Alan Petrusson wanted sex, but instead of begging like the rest of us, he tied himself naked and blindfolded to a tree in a park in Ramsey, Minnesota and waited for the sex to come to him. Brilliant. Why didn’t we think of that?!?