If you're one of the many who complain about the high price of tickets for any sporting event, have we got good news for you.

The Miami Marlins, owners of the second-worst record in the majors, are now offering tickets for $1. Yup, it’s like the franchise has decided to ply its trade on a supersize menu.

The bargain basement price is quite a steal, since the average ticket price for a Major League ticket is $27.73.

The Marlins are last in the big leagues in attendance, so it’s no surprise they’d go to extremes to get fannies in the seats. It’s either that or, you know, put together a competitive team.

The Marlins launched the $1 package as a thank you to their most loyal fans, who are harder to find these days than Waldo.

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