Well, here's a use of wire you probably never considered.

Police in Boynton Beach, Fla. arrested  a man on Halloween for driving with electrical wires jutting out of his penis.

And you thought tooling around with a soda from the drive-thru between your legs was tough.

Kurt Jenkins, 56, allegedly drove up to a man and asked him to look at his genitals. Jenkins, who was reportedly naked at the time, also asked the man to hop into the car with him. The man, being sane and possibly frightened out of his mind, turned him down, but not before taking a picture of Jenkins' wired-up junk and the calling the cops, who had to wrestle him to the ground because he was being uncooperative.

Because dudes who are connected like a wall-mounted TV are not exactly here to help the authorities.

Jenkins reportedly drove through the same neighborhood several times while kids were coming home from school.

He's now looking at charges for lewd and lascivious exhibition, exposure of sexual organs and resisting an officer without violence.

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