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Dumbass Of The Week

Denise Myles
Akron Police Department
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Incredibly Dumb Robber Voluntarily Gives Clerk Her Phone Number

Look, if you're robbing a video store in 2017, you probably didn't graduate magna cum laude from criminal school.

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Fence
Jesse Sensibar, Facebook
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Fool Gets Pantsed Upside Down in His Underwear on a Fence

Things are not looking up for this guy.

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Truck
Doug Warner KSLA, Facebook
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115-Mile-Per-Hour Truck Flies Full-On ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ During Chase

You may not know this, but cars are best suited to stay on the ground. But when they take to the sky, it sure is something to see.

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Boat
Kieran Wisdom, Facebook
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Speeding Boater Somehow Barrels Into Ill-Placed Wooden Pole

Not since Gilligan and the Skipper commandeered the S.S. Minnow has a small boat ride gone so wrong.

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Clinton Todd Sproles
Montana Department of Corrections
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Idiot Who Racks Up His 23rd DUI Is an All-Time Zero

This guy collects DUIs the way kids used to collect baseball cards.

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Jerry Swanson
Ardmore Police Department
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Drunk Buffoon Tries to Buy Girl Scout Cookies With Vodka

People will go to great lengths to get Girl Scout cookies. They'll also go to great depths. Like, say, the bottom of a bottle.

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Burglar
iStock
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Inept Burglar Stuck in Window Is a Supremely Royal Doofus

Talk about a pane in the butt.

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ATV
Christina Barstad, Facebook
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Idiot Takes ATV for Painfully Terrible Ride Down Small Staircase

An ATV is not *all* terrain.

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Fire
iStock
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Crackhead Who Set Himself on Fire and Casually Strolls Down the Street Is the Ultimate ‘Just Say No’

When this guy got lit, he really got lit.

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Pot
Photodisc
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Call the Cops to Complain Your Drug Dealer Raised His Prices? That’s a Big Fattie No

Only a dope would do this.

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