Machine-Gun Bacon? Don’t Try This At Home [VIDEO]

In my opinion, the best way to make bacon is in an old iron skillet that has made bacon in the past and did really get washed.  I realize there are shortcuts like microwave devices, but I believe this is the most creative way to make bacon yet.

Ever heard of machine-gun bacon?  I certainly had not, until I stumbled upon this video.  Please do not try this at home.