Disclaimer: I scoured the internet for these jokes, I did not come up with these bombs myself, so please do not complain directly to me if these are not to your liking. They are simply here to lighten your mood today.

"What's the difference between Games of Thrones and Twitter?"                           Twitter has a limit of 140 characters.

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?"                                                 One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

"What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?"                      The same middle name.

"Why did the Stormtrooper buy an Iphone?"                                                                   He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

"What do you call a sleepwalking Nun?"                                                                           A roamin' Catholic.

"How did the Blonde die while drinking milk?"                                                               The cow sat down.

"What do JCPenny and teenagers have in common?"                                               Pants 50% off.

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